Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed,
then screams.
My claws not that sharp

We're almost equals I purr to show
I love you
Want to smell my butt?

The rule for today: Touch my tail, I'll
shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

You're always typing. Well, let's see
you ignore
my sitting on you hands.

I hear chain tickle. Chase dot from
lazer pointer.
Oh, joyous rapture!

Terrible battle. I faught for hours.
Come and see!
What's a term paper?

I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Much electronic equipment falls
with a CRASH!
Oops! Did I do that?

You must scratch me there! Yes,
above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only
we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

My small cardboard box. You
cannot see me
if I can just hide my head.

Blur of motion, then – silence, me,
a paper bag.
What is so funny?

Oh no! Big One has been trapped
in newspaper!
Cat to the rescue.

The Big One snores now every room is
dark and cold.
Time for "cup hockey"

Small brave carnivores.
Kill pinecones and mosquitoes.
Fear vacuum cleaner.

Grace personified. I leap into
the window.
I meant to do that.