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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino you are in, now open up!
How do you spell rhinoce... rinocero...
rhinosera... you know? How would
you know if I spelt it right?
Why do rhinos have horns? To tell
other animals to get out of the
way.
What do you call a rhino without
a horn? Quiet.
Can rhinos see well? Ever seen a
rhino with specs?
What did the rhino say to Napoleon
Bonaparte? Nothing. Rhinos don't
speak French.
As Tarzan was going to river he met a gnu and 7 rhinos.
On each rhino rode 7 apes.
Each ape carried 7 sacks.
Each sack held 7 birds.
Birds in sacks, apes riding rhinos and gnu... how many were going to the river? ONE! (Tarzan)
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of rhinos
coming over the hill? "Look, herd of rhinos coming
over hill."
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of rhinos wearing
sunglasses coming over the hill? Nothing, he did not
recognize them.
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants
coming over the hill? "You rhinos no fool me again!"
What does a rhino do when it is broke? He looks for
glue.
How do you know when a rhino's about to charge? He asks ``Will that be all, sir?"... or
How do you know when a rhino's about to charge? He
takes out his credit card.
What should you do if a rhino charges you? Pay him!
What is the difference between a lawyer and an angry
rhinoceros? The lawyer charges more.
1st rhinoceros: "What's that over there?"
2nd rhinoceros: "It's a hippopotamus."
1st rhinoceros: "Imagine having such a horrible face!!!"
What did the grape say when the rhino stepped on
it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
How can you tell that a rhinoceros has been in your
fridge?By the footprints in the custard.
Why do rhinos paint their feet yellow? So that they
can hide upside-down in the custard.
Did you ever find a rhinoceros in your custard? No?
Well, it must work.
How do you know there is a rhinoceros in the oven? You
cannot shut the door.
How do you make a rhinoceros float? With two scoops
of ice-cream, a bottle of cream soda, and a rhinoceros.
Why do rhinos have gray skin? To keep their insides
together.
Why are rhinos large, gray and wrinkled? If they were
small, round and white they would be aspirins
What happens to a rhino-armor when it gets wet? It rhinocer-rusts!
What do you know when you see three rhinos wearing matching
pink sweatshirts?
They are all on the same team!
What do you do to a rhino with three balls? Walk him
and pitch to the elephant!
How do you know if there is a rhino in the pub? His
bike is outside.
How do you know if there are two rhinos in the pub?
There is a dent in the cross-bar.
How do you know if there are three rhinos in the pub?
Stand on the bike peek in the window.
Why do rhinos paint themselves green? So they can sneak
across pool tables without being seen.
What do you do with a white rhino? Hold its nose
until it turns blue.
What do you do with a blue rhino? Cheer it up by telling
it jokes.
What do you do with a red rhino? Quit telling it dirty
jokes!
What is the difference between an African rhino and
an Indian rhino?About 3000 miles.
What are the two types of rhino in Africa? Live and
poached (kinda like eggs).
How do rhinos get up trees? They sit on an acorn
and fall asleep.
How do rhinos get down from trees? They sit on a leaf
and wait for Fall.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a
rhinoceros? Elephino!
What do you get when you cross a helicopter with a rhino? Helifino!
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