Illustration Friday - Talisman

Chuck Norris is so tough...
Grizzly bears wear Chuck Norris' nail clippings as talismans around their necks.



• Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
• When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
• Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay the #@&! down.
• It only takes Chuck Norris 1 lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
• If you have $10, and Chuck Norris has $10... Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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